Gillette Fusion Proglide Silvertouch

What is this?

A razor blade handle.

Why did I buy it?

I used to shave my face with a razor, but then it shifted more towards maintaining my downstairs mixup. Having more blades does seem to provide a superior level of smoothness, and I use it so infrequently that I don't mind the additional cost. 

It does what it claims, I wish I had more exciting things to say.