Bemis Slow Close Round Closed Front Toilet Seat

What is this?

A toilet seat - that closes slowly.

Why did I buy it?

I cannot say enough positive things about slow-close toilets in general. If you don't know what it is - just take a wild guess what it does. It is basically just a regular toilet seat... that closes slowly. 

You couldn't slam this thing if you tried! And if that doesn't sound earth shattering to you then... well, you are probably pretty normal. That said, once you have experienced a slow close toilet I don't think it is possible to go back. It's like the difference between coach and first class. You are still going to the same place, but one experience is just slightly more refined. All that, in a toilet seat.